Math Jokes
An infinite crowd of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second one orders a half pint. The third one orders a quarter pint. The fourth one orders an eighth pint. The bartender says "Enough. I get it." He hands them two full pints and says "split it up yourself."
Question: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
Answer: They have Sine and Cosine to get them Tan.
Jokes from:
http://www.sonoma.edu/Math/faculty/falbo/jokes.html